Cows with Horns
March 7th, 2009 by Wayne (Wirs)
The last few days my camp’s been infested – infested with cows with horns. Last night, at 2 am I woke up to a big ol’ bull (not big ‘old’) who had brushed against the RV with enough force to rock it (and wake me), then proceeded to do what big ol’ bulls do at 2 am (anything they want), eat the grass under my bedroom window.
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March 8th, 2009 at 11:46 am
I was corrected by a cowboy once about this, so thought I would pass it on – just because…
Cows are female, bulls are male – they’re both cattle though
March 8th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Well, bro – now you know how parents & I felt at times back in (what is now) Grant-Valkaria! That land across from the house we were in there was all for cattle! (I’m sure Sakura snuck over there at times just to get some free *fresh* milk…. ;> )
March 8th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I probably should have been more clear. Many of these beasts are cows…with HORNS!
I always thought it was only the bulls who had horns.
March 9th, 2009 at 7:02 am
Ahhh.. this must have been the most original (and funniest
wake-up call ever, will forever change the way I approach Gomukhasana traditionally such a reverent asana, can now become infinitely … whats the word…moooving… Wayne 
Sure as the most certain sure …. plumb in the uprights,
well entreated, braced in the beams,
Stout as a horse, affectionate, haughty, electrical,
I and this mystery we stand.
Clear and sweet is my soul …. and clear and sweet is all
that is not my soul,
Lack one lacks both …. and the unseen is proved by the seen
Till that becomes unseen and receives proof in its turn.
To elaborate is no avail …. Learned and unlearned feel that it is so.
Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass